well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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