They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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