AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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