Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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