He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
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Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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