Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
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I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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