my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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