I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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