My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
She announced her abortion via fbk
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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