those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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