Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.