everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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