Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

with your own penis?

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(512): View more from Texas

I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.

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(954): View more from Florida

You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter

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(317): View more from Indiana

I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people

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(646): View more from New York

Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.

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(858): View more from California

Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.

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(520): View more from Arizona

my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl

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(303): View more from Colorado

I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?

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