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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Did we use protection last night?

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  Um, no...keep in touch, okay?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children

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• (714): View more from California

  I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile

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  FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile

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• (315): View more from New York

  I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.

  (779): View more from Illinois

  YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup

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• (212): View more from New York

  I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted

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