are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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