I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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