I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
