I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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