make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I have tasted many bathrooms
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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