Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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