So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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