I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
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he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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