Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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