a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Sober January is a disaster.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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