I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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