True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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