He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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