i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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