you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize