we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she was so not down for the gang bang
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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