If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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