oh god the rape fog is back!
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
he laminated a picture of his dick.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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