halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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