the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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