Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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