The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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