i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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