only if we run a train.
done.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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