their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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