The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
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Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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