As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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