so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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