direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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