meet me or not, i'm out of control
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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