id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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