its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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