they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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