6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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