she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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