Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Randomize
