How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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