do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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