i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm passing your future prison.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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