So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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