that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
My ATM looks so different sober.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
You're a waste of cheezeits
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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