i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
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i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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