No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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